Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Traveling with Celine


I was home and my family all of a sudden had three pools. All different sizes. My entire family was there. I was swimming and decided to go take a shower. I was going to take one and while talking to my dad before, he told me that we got a new bulldog! I was really excited and went and found him sitting in basket. It was cute. I then went to go take a shower and the dog followed me. It was fun. He all of a sudden started talking to me. It was being a jerk so I put him back in his basket and pretty much barricaded him in so he couldn’t leave. I then went down stairs and told my dad that the dog talks and it’s freaky. My dad said we should probably go find him and get rid of him. So we go get the dog but he has left. We look everywhere for him and finally my uncle finds him. He wants to keep him so he does. Oh wait, we are in Hawaii now. The Pearl Harbor boat, the one that sunk during the attack and is leaking oil, is under water. They are telling us that there are more boats sunk and they plan on bringing them up today. I get to help. So I am in the water swimming around making sure things are going ok. They are about to pull up the boat but I tell them to stop because there is a HUGE shark swimming around. I freak out and hold still because I do not want to be bitten. The shark leaves and I tell them that it is ok to pull the other boats up now. So I swim over to the other boat that has all the people on it helping and Celine Dion is providing a private concert for us. And my mom is there. We are super excited because we LOVE Celine Dion and this is just amazing. So I’m still in the water and she asks if she can help me up. I say yes and she does. We get to talking about life and such. Now we are in Vegas. We are walking around talking and my mom says that we should probably go get our stuff. We decide to go eat first and Celine suggests this really good Greek restaurant. So we go. But wait, we are in Greece now. Oh snap. We go in and the guy asks how many we are having. My mom says seven and I am thoroughly confused. She says our family is coming. At this point, I am worried for Celine’s safety because my family is crazy. So we are given a table. I sit in one place my mom further away and Celine is chatting with the owner because she is just cool like that. We are sitting down, my mom and Celine both have diet cokes and the server is now pouring a ton of cappuccinos. I was confused but it was all right with me! So we are sitting there talking and my mom left her stuff on a bench where my family would sit when they get here. I noticed out the corner of my eye that this guy was taking them! This was not allowed. So I followed him and found him in the back with my mom’s coat. I told him to give it back because it was not his to take. So he did. I go to find my mom’s purse and another guy had it in a different room. I said the same thing. To give it back and it wasn’t his to take. In case you were wondering, these guys were extremely good looking. Like REALLY hot. I was pissed though so I let him hear it, but then I realized that this guy was from the boat in Hawaii. He and his friend then cornered me and they told me they wanted to talk to me. I was confused and somewhat scared. They said the just wanted to talk about America and how we all co exist with different beliefs and other stuff. I was not to worry because they weren’t going to hurt me. I tell them that if they hadn’t have been jerks I would have maybe liked them.