Do The Time Warp

In my dream, I had been asleep, and just woke up. I got out of bed and walked past the mirror and had to do a double-take. I was much thinner than I had been the day before, and my hair was much longer. I was freaked out, and went to find my boyfriend, who acted like everything was normal. I explained to him that when I had gone to bed the night before I was still fat, and my hair was still short, and that's why this was so weird. But he tried to assure me that lots of time had passed, that I'd been dieting and growing my hair out for months. Everyone else I talked to said the same thing. As I stood there wondering what else I could have missed during the past few months, I woke up.