A Slightly Smaller Than Big Day

It is my wedding day. I'm in the bathroom not so ready for my big day. When I say not ready I mean several things. I'm nervous, unsure, and no where close to being beautified for my big day. As I crawl in the bathtub to relax a bit and shave the forest that occupies my legs my mom knocks on the door and frantically asks what I'm doing. She puts me in a state of panic when she  proceeds to tell me that the ceremony is about to begin. Next thing I know I'm walking down the isle, barely pulled together, towards my future husband. All of a sudden he yells "wait, wait, wait!" As he runs towards me. Grabbing my hands he says to me in a loving whisper. "Go do what you need to do. Go take your time, shave your legs. Everyone can wait for you to be ready. Today is your day and I want it to be perfect!"